Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

dick dick dick... frogs

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

So does Blake

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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