- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

what does a chair look like? a chair.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

once upon a time, it snowed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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