Donald Trump

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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oh hai

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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GONNA

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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