There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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