- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

im gey

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Jews

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what's the difference between a duck?

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

U mad?

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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