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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Cleveland winning something

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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hi bye

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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