- Anti Joke

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

your mom

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.