One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Because she has down's syndrome

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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knock knock get lost!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Loner.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Asians

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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LIFE :(

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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