- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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