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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Breast cancer.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

How long is a china man?

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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