- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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