Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

woman..parallel parking

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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