What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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You will not press the like button.

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Hahaha

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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