- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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