No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

This one time at band camp music was played.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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