- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Caca.

NEVER

What color is red paint? Red

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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