- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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