- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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