why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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You have friends

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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