What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Hillary Clinton

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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