I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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knock knock get lost!

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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