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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What's circular and round A circle

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks