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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

John Cena for president

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

This statement is false.

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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