- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

a blond girl walks into a bar

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

You will not press the like button.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

book 'em danno

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

nice tits.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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