roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

woman..parallel parking

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Women's Rights.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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