what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Do you know the muffin man? No

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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