- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

roses are red. violets are violet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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