death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Abortion

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once upon a time, it snowed

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Anti Joke

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