- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

A man sat on a chair

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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