What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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What's circular and round A circle

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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