Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

A man walks into a bar.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Women's rights

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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