Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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