- Anti Joke

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused