Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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pauls tuck

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Justin's humor

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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