Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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woman..parallel parking

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