- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

your mom

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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