What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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