How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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i like cats

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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