- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Women's Rights.

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