Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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How are you this morning?

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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