Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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