- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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