Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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call of duty world at war

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So you there Red?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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