-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

giddy goat

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

im a willy bum bum

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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