- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

WHO WANTS SOW????

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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