Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Anti Joke

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