- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Grammer is very important

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

matt f stupid because no one likes him

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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