- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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