Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Your existance.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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