- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Xzibit

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Why? Why Not?

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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