Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Racial equality.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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