- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

When is a door not a door? Never.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Racial equality.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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