- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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