- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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