- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

hey John will you make some copies

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

woman's rights

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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