- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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