How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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