Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Obama

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Potassium? K.

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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