- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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