What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

This comment has been removed for too many average votes.

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

A blind man walks into a bar. He cannot read the drink menu.

Whats 2+1? 2.

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...