- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

There was an american man on the way to work.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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