- Anti Joke

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Alex Gedrose.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof