why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

My children are mistakes

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

knock knock who's there me i kill you

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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