why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Lil' Wayne

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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