What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

elen degeneres is straight....

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Cows are land manatees.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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