- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

kill yourself

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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