why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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